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The truth-talking dog</h3>
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A man had built great wealth, touring the globe with a truth-talking dog.<br /><br />A friendly local thought this was too good to be true and paid the $50 entry fee to see for himself.<br /><br />As he entered, the dog started immediately:<br />“Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon”<br />“The square ro<span class="read-more-text">ot of nine is three”<br />“France is in Europe”<br /><br />The man couldn’t believe his eyes or ears as the dog kept speaking truthful phrases late into the night.<br /><br />Finally, the dog curled up in the corner and went to sleep, tired from all the speaking.<br /><br />The local man said to the owner: “a speaking dog is one thing, but a speaking dog that always tells the truth, it’s no wonder you’re making a fortune!”<br /><br />Just as he finished his sentence, he started to hear a murmur in the corner where the dog was napping.<br /><br />The dog was still muttering phrases in its sleep! The local man got closer and listened carefully<br /><br />As the dog was napping, the man could hear it speaking under its breath:<br />“2 + 2 is 5”<br />“I’m a pink pussy cat”<br />“triangles have 4 sides”<br /><br />The local man turned to the owner in absolute shock, the jig was up!<br /><br />Only to see the owner holding out an offer of $5,000 in cash and said:<br /><br />“Why don’t we just let sleeping dogs lie?”</span></div>
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